Gifts Not To Buy

Posted December 3, 2009 in Feature Story

A Snuggie

This “blanket with sleeves” makes a better fit on a Jonestown wannabe.

Anything from DragonMarsh

Because tchochkes shouldn’t look like they came from the Medieval Times gift store.

Any DVD box set of Lost

Flashback. Flash-forward. Flash burn.

A donation to charity—in someone elses’s name

Lame. Just lame.

An Amish “fireplace”

No Luddite would touch this and neither should you. Get a freakin‘ blanket, would ya?


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