Portable Stripper Pole
Sure, you can use the pole to try out some new exercise moves . . . but why not just bring sexy back and show your husband the Full Monty. The TLC Private Dancer Pole Kit comes with a black feather boa and fake dollars. Glitter not required.
The TLC Private Dancer Pole Kit (pink) is available at Lotions & Lace, www.lotionsnlace.com. $129.
Night Out at Stinger’s
There’s partying like a rock star and then there’s partying like a VIP. And you can do both at Stinger’s where cool acts like LMFAO and The Used are known to drop by and perform, and where the booth and bottle service is off the chain.
Stinger’s Bar and Nightclub, 194 W. Club Center, San Bernardino, (909) 872-0308; www.stingersbarandnightclub.com.
Afterparty at Hustler Club
When you’re done partying like a rock star, try partyin‘ like an, er, “adult film” star! This IE branch of the Larry Flynt club empire boasts a convenient location in Redlands, a Happy Hour from 3-7PM and dances that go for the ATM-friendly price of $20. Help put a girl through college, won’t ya?
Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club, 1331 W. Colton Ave., Redlands, (909) 798-6330; www.hustlerclubs.com.
A Boutique Run
Sure, everyone else is sporting the bro (or bro ho) uniform but stylin‘ threads for you requires a bit more than a backwards baseball cap or well-ironed pair of Dickies. Maybe a pleated pair of trousers or evening wear that’s more Marilyn Monroe than Marilyn Manson. From the ’40s to the ’80s, La Bomba Vintage has all your dressy retro needs.
La Bomba Vintage Store, 195 W. 2nd St., Pomona, (909) 629-4247; www.labombavintage.com.