It’s coming up on 5:00 a.m. and I’m not very good at computers as you can see, so here’re a couple of jokes to wet your appetite . . . or your pants:
● I feel like my Dad . . . when I tried to show him how to program the VCR . . . you know how it’s always flashing 12:00? . . . Well in my case there’s a lady on the Screen and she’s flashing something else completely different.
● Secondhand smoke causes asthma . . . Secondhand Food causes your mom’s Ass.
● You have depression? . . . I have depression . . . Let’s get together and make a Hole.
● Is writing a letter on a Record player StereoTyping?
I know some suck, but you have to dig thru a lot of dirt to get those rare gold nuggets.
Thank you for your time and good luck to Bill if he goes on the 17th.
The “Not for Profit-Prophet”
Osvaldo Leonard Diaz
Keep digging my friend, keep digging.