Who’s Laughing Now?

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Posted December 17, 2009 in News

I read your latest mag like I always do on Thursdays. And your cover story [Vol. 4, Issue 36’s “Last Laugh?” by Bill Gerdes] about stand up hits very close to home, not because I want to be a comedian but because of my need to get over certain fears or phobias . . . 

It’s coming up on 5:00 a.m. and I’m not very good at computers as you can see, so here’re a couple of jokes to wet your appetite . . . or your pants:  

I feel like my Dad . . . when I tried to show him how to program the VCR . . . you know how it’s always flashing 12:00? . . . Well in my case there’s a lady on the Screen and she’s flashing something else completely different.  

Secondhand smoke causes asthma . . . Secondhand Food causes your mom’s Ass.

You have depression? . . . I have depression . . . Let’s get together and make a Hole.

Is writing a letter on a Record player StereoTyping?

I know some suck, but you have to dig thru a lot of dirt to get those rare gold nuggets.

Thank you for your time and good luck to Bill if he goes on the 17th.

 

Sincerely,

The “Not for Profit-Prophet”

Osvaldo Leonard Diaz

 

Keep digging my friend, keep digging.


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