Past Stories

The Final Word

Environmentalists say America’s addiction to extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet paper is destroying the environment!   “Tissues, toilet paper, and other disposable products are responsible for unspeakab...


Final Word

Great American companies such as Ford and GE are slumping, some like Circuit City and CompUSA have already gone under, still one gutty little franchise continues to inexplicably chug on:    Seriously, how is RadioSha...


Final Word

The President announced a near trillion-dollar stimulus package and I can’t help but think that somehow we’re all getting screwed.   I get the same feeling whenever my wife says she bought something “for...



Jeff Girod’s Final Word

I’m a middle-class white dude, but in one category I’m still the decided minority (though I doubt it’ll help me to qualify for scholarships): I’d take Jennifer Aniston over Angelina Jolie.    Y...